CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

      MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

      DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

      NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

      MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and  Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees  and Fire Hydrants and...

      PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

      PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm  Gonna  Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...

      BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open  Fire...

      OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle  Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,  Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle  Bell,    Jingle Bell Rock, ............(better start again)